Well let’s start with saying that if you don’t have a penis, please stop reading now. Even if you had one long time ago, but then a cruel surgeon chopped it off when you were 25. This is not for you!

These 5 books can be easily considered 5 pillars of 21st century non-fiction literature genre that Warren St. John of The New York Times classified as fratire back in 2006. I believe that if you read these books, they will change your life in one way or another. At least they will make you look at life in a different manner – a satirical one.

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Alphabet of Manliness – Maddox

This is by far one of the funniest books I have ever read. I think it bridges a gap between two completely unrelated words such as hilarious and monumental. It’s monumentally hilarious. It covers the life of every man. From A to Z. As simple as that.

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countdown_2I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell – Tucker Max

Some people call Tucker Max a legend. Others call him a menace. He calls himself an asshole and you know what? I believe him the most. This book is truly a guide how to be dick. But it also teaches you how to have fun along the way.

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countdown_3The Modern Drunkard – Frank Kelly Rich

While the title of this book suggests it’s a boozing manual, it’s really not. Yes, it does start with The 86 Rules of Boozing, but in reality it teaches you how to be true to yourself and live your life in happiness.

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countdown_4The Game: Penetrating the Secret Society of Pick-up Artists – Neil Strauss

The title pretty much summarizes what this book is about. I believe that most of you have heard of it before. The most important thing that you will learn from this book is that everything is possible.

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countdown_5REAL Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Book – Robert Hamburger

Now this is one might just seem a little weird at first. While it’s hilarious just because of it’s absurd craziness, it holds a deeper meaning between the lines. Look for it, when you read it, and you might just find a part of your younger self in the complicated nature of the main character.

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BONUS: Men are Better Than Women – Dick Masterson

If you have ever searched for something special to piss off your wife, your girlfriend, your friend with benefits or, simply, a female in your life, this book is for you. Leave it by accident on your coffee table or in the bathroom, and you will not hear the end of it. Funny as shit, but buy it at your own risk!

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Happy reading!

8 Comments    

8 Responses to “5 Books You Should Read, If You Have a Penis”

  1. Posted by Alex

    Sometimes the predominantly male surrounding takes its toll. It’s probably NOT okay that I’ve read the first two books you’ve listed :(

  2. Posted by Ian

    I’ve read #4.

  3. Posted by get girls

    Great post, many thanks for the info – I don’t normally post on these thingy’s but stumbled on this post on accident. Keep up the good work, I favorited your site!

  4. Posted by thk

    Well thank you.

  5. Posted by Master

    Once this ugly girl, her face (I can remember it completely), she was being a whore trying to disgrace my honor, so I went home after school mad as fuck, and found Men are Better Than Women – Dick Masterson and bought it. The next time I saw her I pulled this golden book out of my backpack and started reading and looking at her every five seconds. I smile and laugh hysterically every day. Damn bitch life is good!

  6. Posted by LOL FUNNY AS HELL

    LOL and u shud make a book about the dirty women vagina should read oprah!!!

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    Having said that, nothing we could do would stem the tide as well as they kept flooding inside (Akismet wasn’t serving to out much both). .monster Ibeats.

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